- Mar 5
- 3 min
Madame Web
Before I go see a movie, I try to take in as little as possible about early reviews and commentary. I prefer a blank slate to view and...
- Jan 23
- 4 min
The Beekeeper
Word to the wise: if you crime, you must do the time. Unless, of course, you're in The Beekeeper. Then you will die. I mean, all of...
- Jun 13, 2023
- 4 min
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
Very recently I watched Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014). It had been a hot minute since I had seen any Transformers' movies, but...
- Jun 6, 2023
- 3 min
The Little Mermaid
I'm always more than a little nervous going into live action Disney movies. These stories meant a lot to me as a kid (who am I kidding? ...
- May 23, 2023
- 3 min
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves wasn't originally on my list of movies I had to see. I had never played the game and/or known...
- May 16, 2023
- 3 min
Guardians of the Galaxy | Vol. 3
Guardians of the Galaxy was, for me, fairly emblematic of my experience with the Marvel Cinematic Universe as a whole: something I...
- Jul 12, 2022
- 3 min
Elvis
I grew up listening to Elvis music (and other "oldies"), often finding my old soul far behind my peers. Color me surprised when I...
- Jun 28, 2022
- 3 min
Jurassic World Dominion
Ages ago, I said in my review for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) that I was excited for the third film in the rebooted franchise...